- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
- Britain: What?
- News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
- News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
- Britain: Erm.
- News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
While looking up ghost stories for a kid at the library, I found MORE Norse myth books. Ones that have illustrations. Oh yes.
You know that one myth with Loki and the wall and that horse…
IT’S LIKE MY LITTLE PONY VERSUS A RABID MOOSE
And that other myth about Thor being disguised as a bride…
THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE THOUGH:
almost dropped the book from laughing
women laughing alone with salad
except it’s just me and instead of laughing i’m sobbing and instead of salad I have no friends
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something
have you ever had really mean thoughts and snarky whiny remarks in your head oh my god because in my mind i’m an even bigger asshole than i let everybody think i am
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE